Meeting Minutes: Multiverse Theory Decisions

Decisions Made Under the Influence of Infinite Possibilities

Meeting Summary:

• Decided to ignore the 37th dimension.
• Determined the meaning of life is to eat pizza.
• Voted to create an infinite number of parallel universes with infinite pizza options.
• Decided the best way to travel between universes is via a giant hamster wheel.

Next Steps:

1. Gather materials for the hamster wheel
2. Create an infinite number of pizza menus
3. Develop a plan to ignore prophets of doom