Minutes of the Meeting
We, the Illuminati, have gathered once again to discuss our plans for world domination.
Present were:
- Lord Baphomet
- Baron von Munchausen
- Sister Mary Poppins
Items discussed:
- Take over the world's supply of cheese
- Infiltrate and manipulate the global pizza delivery market
- Steal all the world's supply of catnip
Next meeting will be held in 3 days, 2 hours, and 1 minute from now.
Location: The old windmill on the outskirts of town.