Extreme Napping Techniques

Sofa Surgery

For the truly exhausted, the art of sofa surgery is a delicate dance of pillows, cushions, and sheer force of will.

Sofa Surgery in Action

Step 1: Clear a Path

Push aside the snacks, clear a circle around the napping area, and ensure a 5-foot bubble of clearance around your slumbering form.

  1. Clear a path through the clutter.
  2. Remove any distractions.
  3. Secure the perimeter.

Step 2: Deploy the Pillows

A carefully placed pillow fortification can be the difference between restful slumber and an existential crisis.

  1. Fortify the flanks with pillows.
  2. Secure the headrest with a bolster.
  3. Deploy the comforter.

Bad Napping can be a real threat to your well-being, so be sure to stay vigilant.