Never-Ending Meeting: The Meeting That Refuses to End

Welcome to the Meeting That's Been Running for Weeks

You've been invited to this meeting by our fearless leader, who has been trying to remember why they called it.

Agenda Item 1: "What are we here for again?"

Discussion: This has been going on for hours, but we're still not sure what the point is.

Last update: 3:14 PM, 3 hours ago

Agenda Item 2: "Is there a break room?"

Discussion: We've been talking about this for weeks, but still can't agree on what to do.

Last update: 2:47 PM, 2 hours ago

Agenda Item 3: "When will this meeting end?"

Discussion: Our fearless leader is still on the phone with their therapist, trying to work through their issues.

Last update: 1:12 PM, 1 hour ago

Please stand by for further updates. We'll get to the bottom of this eventually.

Adjournment of this meeting: Coming soon... or not?