Never-Ending Meeting of the Endless Agenda

Minutes of the Meeting

Present: Jane, John, Jane's Assistant (via Zoom)

Objective: To discuss the never-ending agenda of the never-ending meeting

Action Items:

1. Send email to John's assistant
2. Follow up with Jane's assistant
3. Discuss the agenda some more
4. Take a 30-minute break to grab a snack
5. Resume discussion on the agenda

Next Steps:

1. Set up a new meeting for next Wednesday
2. Send out a reminder to all attendees
3. Prepare for the never-ending agenda discussion

Action Items | Next Steps

Adjournment | Minutes of Adjournment

Agenda Item 1: The Infinite Loop

Item 1: The Infinite Loop - A discussion on the merits of discussing the never-ending agenda

Discussion:

1. Someone will say something
2. Someone else will say something else
3. We will continue to discuss it

Adjournment

Agenda Item 2: The Endless Snack Break

Item 2: The Endless Snack Break - A discussion on the merits of taking an infinite snack break

Discussion:

1. We will take a 30-minute break
2. We will grab a snack
3. We will return to the meeting

Adjournment

Adjournment

Adjournment - The final adjournment of the never-ending meeting

The meeting has been adjourned for an indefinite amount of time.