You are trapped in an endless meeting, and you're starting to lose your grip on reality. The fluorescent lights above seem to be spinning like a madman's kaleidoscope, and the air is thick with the scent of stale coffee and desperation.

You've been here for 27 hours, 14 minutes, and 42 seconds. You've seen it all: the powerpoints, the breakouts, the "synergy" discussions, and the "synergy" breaks.

But don't worry, you'll never leave. This meeting will never end, because the meeting leader's cat has been kidnapped by the CEO's niece, and she's demanding a ransom in the form of free coffee and donuts for the entire duration.