NEVER-ENDING MEETING AGENDA

Because who needs to get things done, really?

Agenda Item 1: "Is this meeting really necessary?"

Discuss the existential crisis that is this meeting.

TAKE A BREAK!

Agenda Item 2: "What's the real goal here, anyway?"

Try to find the hidden purpose behind the meeting.

Subagenda Item 1: "The Real Agenda Item"

Uncover the shocking truth about the meeting's true purpose.

Vent to the break room! Or just go home and take a nap, we won't judge you.