Welcome, poor soul, to the meeting that has been going on since the dawn of time.
This meeting has been in session longer than you've been alive. In fact, it's been so long, the coffee has started to taste like actual blood.
The agenda has been debated for epochs, and the discussion on "Action Items" has been reduced to just one: "When are we going to get to the point?"
Don't worry, you're not alone. There are many of you trapped in here with you. We're all just waiting for the inevitable.
But wait, there's hope! The clock on the wall says we've got 5 minutes left before we get to break for "lunch".
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Don't click on the "Emergency Exit" button. That's just a cruel joke.
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