Resolution 429: The Meeting That Would Never End

We have reached the 429th iteration of this meeting, and we are still here, still talking.

The meeting began 4 years ago, with the goal of discussing "strategic initiatives" and "synergy." We've covered every possible agenda item, from "The Importance of Proper Coffee Machine Maintenance" to "The Art of Effective PowerPoint Presentations."

We are now discussing "The Implications of Quantum Superposition on our Company's Bottom Line."

Join us as we continue to explore the infinite possibilities of this meeting!

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