We're glad you asked about the DeadLine of Never-Fulfilled Promises meeting, which was supposed to happen never.
You're probably here because you've heard rumors of a meeting that never occurred, but we're not here to talk about that.
Instead, let's talk about the Phantom Committee, a group that's been meeting in a parallel universe, making promises they'll never keep.
They've got a Phantom Agenda, and it's a doozy.