A never-ending series of meetings where ideas go to die. Where the only solution is to have another meeting.

Meetings: A Guide

Here's a rough guide to help you survive the meeting vortex:

• Arrive Early: To stand outside the conference room and wonder why the air conditioning isn't working.
• Bring Snacks: Because a meeting without snacks is like a hug without the squeeze.
• Agree to Disagree: To avoid conflict, just nod and smile.
• Take Notes: To remember what not to do.