Welcome to Deciderium: Where Meetings Never End

Where the meetings are endless, and the coffee is free. Or is it?

Here's the rules:

Rule 1: The Never-Ending Meeting Rule

You must attend every meeting. All of them. Without exception. Unless you're in the bathroom.

You must keep a detailed record of every single meeting. Including who said what, when they said it, and how many times they said it.

You must make decisions, but only after consulting the ancient tomes of meeting minutes.