Meetings: The Endless Cycle of Sisyphean Decision-Making

Rule 1: Meetings are Forever

Meetings will continue to be held until the apocalypse, or until someone remembers that they can just email you, whichever comes first.

The great decider, known only as "The Decider", sits in their throne, pondering the intricacies of yes and no.

Meetings are a never-ending cycle of decision-making, where the only decision made is that more meetings are needed.