Our Team's New Deadline

We've got a new deadline, and it's going to be a real nail-biter. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts are working day and night to bring you the most innovative solutions this side of the cubicle farm. And by "innovative solutions," we mean "something, anything, just make it stop being late."

Here's the plan:

1. Meet with the client at 3:00 PM sharp
2. Drink 3 cups of coffee, then drink 4 more for good measure
3. Stare intensely at the whiteboard for 2 hours while muttering "we can do this, we can do this, WE CAN DO THIS!"

Meet Our Team of ExpertsMeet John, Our Team Lead

John is a highly trained and highly caffeinated team lead with a proven track record of making impossible deadlines possible. When he's not busy being a human highlighter, he loves to collect rare antique staplers and eat Cheetos.

Meet Jane, Our Resident Genius

Jane is our resident genius with a Ph.D. in "I'm a wizard." When she's not busy being a human calculator, she loves to knit sweaters for her pet hamster, Mr. Whiskers.

Meet Bob, Our IT Wizard

Bob is our IT wizard with a magic wand and a love for all things Windows 95. When he's not busy making our servers dance, he likes to collect vintage toasters and eat plain cracker jacks.

Don't forget to submit your feedback and help us make this deadline even more magical!

Or, you know, don't.