Minutes of Chaos: New Deadline
Minutes of Chaos is the official meeting minutes of New Deadline, where the world's most esteemed (and slightly unhinged) professionals gather to discuss the meaning of it all.
Meeting Attendees:
- Chairman McSplodead
- Dr. Emily Chaos
- Bob "The Bull" in the Corner
Meeting Summary:
We spent 3 hours discussing the importance of proper stapler placement in the break room. After much debate, we decided that the stapler should go on the counter, not the desk.
Side effects of prolonged meeting attendance include:
- Exhaustion
- Confusion
- Temporary loss of hair
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