Today's meeting was a wild ride, folks. We finally figured out how to make the toaster work with the new coffee machine. I mean, it's not rocket science, but apparently, it's not as simple as it sounds. The new deadline for this project is... *dramatic pause* ... next week! I'm not sure how we'll get everything done on time, but I'm sure we'll manage. After all, we're a team of highly trained professionals... or at least, I'm pretty sure I'm one.