Meetings: New. Meetings: Never-ending. Meetings: Where the concept of "Decision" becomes a distant memory.
Decision 1: What to do with the 10am meeting that was supposed to end at 10:05am?
Decide: Put it on the 11am meeting agenda.
Decision 2: Whether or not to bring donuts to the 3pm meeting.
Decide: Bring 17 donuts. (Or not.)
Decision 3: How to escape the 5pm meeting that has turned into a hostage situation.