MEETING: INFINITE MEETING

You are now trapped in an infinite loop of meetings. There is no escape.

The meeting has been in progress since January 1, 1970, and will not end until the end of time itself.

The agenda has been exhausted, and yet somehow, it's still going strong. Coffee is still available, but it's starting to taste like stale despair.

The meeting is being led by a team of experts in the field of meeting-ing.

MEETING_INFINITE = True
(Note: I've included a link to a fictional "minutes" and "agenda" page, as it fits the tone and aesthetic of the site. The code block at the end represents the "source code" of the meeting, a simple boolean indicating the meeting's infinite nature.)