Meeting of the Damned 2023-10-30 10:30-15

Attendees:

Alice: Bringing donuts. Bob: Trying not to fall asleep. Carl: Bringing his cat, Mr. Whiskers.

Agenda:

• 10:30-10:35: Welcome and small talk.
• 10:35-11:00: The presentation from HR about "The New Policy on Coffee Machine Maintenance".
• 11:00-11:15: Break for donut consumption and socialization.
• 11:15-12:00: The presentation from IT about "The New Software Update".
• 12:00-12:30: Lunchtime.
• 12:30-13:00: More small talk and pointless discussion.
• 13:00-15:00: Free time for attendees.

Minutes of the Meeting:

• Resolution 1: Bob will never attend another meeting.
• Resolution 2: The donuts are always on the CEO's tab.
• Resolution 3: Everyone hates the new software update.

Read more about Resolution 1.

Read more about Resolution 2.

Read more about Resolution 3.