MEETING OF THE UNINITIATED
This meeting has been convened to discuss the pressing matters of:
- Why the coffee machine is still not working
- The latest in office gossip (who's having an affair with HR)
- Why the copier is on the fritz
- What to do with the 12 extra chairs we bought last week
Will be moderated by Bob, who will inevitably talk too much and make everyone else late for their lunch breaks.
See last meeting's notes for a thrilling recap of the previous 12 minutes of inaction