Monday

• 9:00 AM - "The Never-Ending Story": A meeting about the project that will never end.
• 11:00 AM - "The Coffee Break": Because we clearly haven't had enough caffeine yet.
• 2:00 PM - "The Meeting Within A Meeting": Because who doesn't love a meeting inside another meeting?
• 4:00 PM - "The Wrap-Up": Where we'll pretend to be productive and actually just play video games.

Tuesday

• 10:00 AM - "The Team Building Exercise": Because who doesn't love a group hug with 17 people in a conference room?
• 1:00 PM - "The Lunch Meeting": Because food is the answer to all questions, apparently.
• 3:00 PM - "The Status Report": We'll pretend to have accomplished something, but actually just scroll through cat videos.

Wednesday

• 9:00 AM - "The Brainstorming Session": Where we'll come up with 12 different ways to rephrase the same old idea.
• 11:00 AM - "The Whiteboard Session": Because who needs a functioning whiteboard, anyway?
• 2:00 PM - "The Decision Meeting": Where we'll decide to do what the boss already wants us to do.
• 4:00 PM - "The Happy Hour": Because we clearly haven't earned enough vacation days yet.

Thursday

• 10:00 AM - "The Review Meeting": Where we'll pretend to have reviewed the report, but actually just skim through it.
• 12:00 PM - "The Feedback Session": Where we'll give each other fake constructive criticism.
• 2:00 PM - "The Goal Setting Meeting": Because who needs actual goals, anyway?

Friday

• 9:00 AM - "The Pre-Weekend Meeting": Because we'll be right back to work on Monday, don't you worry.
• 10:00 AM - "The Weekend Plan": Where we'll discuss our weekend plans in excruciating detail.

See you all next week, when we'll do it all again!

The Week After Next Week