517: The Munchies Incident
Meeting Minutes from the infamous 517: The Munchies Incident.
Present: Bob, Alice, and the Cereal Killer (our resident snack expert).
Objective: To resolve the snack-time crisis that threatened to consume the team.
Agenda:
- Snack procurement strategy
- Emergency Cereal Protocol (ECP)
- Crunchy vs Gooey: The Snack Showdown
Key Decisions:
- Bob: "We must have more Doritos."
- Alice: "But what about our carb count?"
- CK: "I've calculated the optimal snack-to-staff ratio, and we must increase it by 30%."
Resolution:
We have decided to implement the ECP, which includes:
- Emergency snack caches
- Snack rotation schedule
- Regular snack-themed team-building exercises
Next Meeting: 518: The Rebound.
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