Agenda Item 1: "Inflating the Budget to Infinity"

Action Item: Review and revise the current budget to include an extra zero for every dollar spent, because math is overrated.

Discussion Points:

• Will this ensure our budget never actually balances?
• Can we just add more zeros to every number and call it "rounding up"?
• Is this a form of creative accounting or just plain old inflation?

Decisions: None, because who needs facts or logic?

Action Items:

• Send a strongly worded letter to the accountant demanding more zeros.
• Hire an expert in "Extreme Budgeting" to review and revise our numbers

Adjournment:

The meeting will adjourn at the point when the budget is sufficiently inflated, or when everyone has had enough caffeine, whichever comes first.

Next Meeting:

Agenda Item 2: "The Infinite Budget Bonanza"