Steve's Qualifications for Meeting Nomination
Steve has been nominated for the prestigious Golden Coffee Mug award, and here are his qualifications:
Extensive experience in procrastination:
Steve has mastered the art of doing nothing, with a proven track record of achieving a 99.9% completion rate on all projects, minus the 0.1% that got away.
Expertise in coffee consumption:
With a daily intake of 17 cups, Steve is a certified coffee connoisseur, able to distinguish between a good and a bad cup with uncanny precision.
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