Why do we still have meetings?
Is it for the free coffee?
We should probably just use Slack.
But no, that's just a myth perpetuated by the coffee machines.
1. Introduce yourself.
2. Apologize for being there.
3. Pretend to take notes.
4. Realize you're on mute.
1. Send a follow-up email to pretend to care.
2. Create a to-do list that's just for show.
3. Set reminders to forget everything.
4. Blame the intern for everything.
Not being on time.
Not having a good excuse.
Not knowing why we're here.
Not being able to escape.