MEETING NOTES - 2019-03-15 prophets

Friday, March 15, 2019 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM

Attendees: Bob, John, Alice, and 3 invisible interns

Agenda: Review of the quarterly sales figures, discussion on the new "Inflatable Unicorn" product line

Key Takeaways:

  1. We sold 10% more "Inflatable Unicorns" last quarter than expected, but only because of a 5-minute YouTube video that went viral.
  2. The new "Inflatable Unicorn" product line will be launched on April 1st, with a special "ækstra' discount for the first 100 customers.
  3. We will be having a meeting next Thursday to discuss the new "Inflatable Unicorn" marketing strategy, which involves bribing influencers with free "Inflatable Unicorns".

Inflatable Unicorn Launch Plan

Inflatable Unicorn Marketing Strategy

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