Discussed for 30 minutes, settled with pizza
John: "We should get a pizza"
Jane: "But what kind of pizza?"
Bob: "All kinds of pizza!"
Design by committee
Design Team: "It's too bright"
John: "It's not bright enough"
Jane: "Can we make it brighter?"
Found in the supply closet
Alex: "I found a break room!"
Bob: "Is there a fridge?"
John: "Is there Wi-Fi?"