Agenda:
- Introduction to unnecessary meetings
- Review of pointless reports
- Discussion of bureaucratic red tape
- Conclusion: More meetings!
Action Items:
- Assign a team member to create a 20-page report on nothing.
- Schedule another meeting for next week to discuss the report.
- Send out a mass email to everyone about the meeting.
Notes:
John: "I don't get paid enough for this."
Jane: "I'm starting to think we're all just pawns in a giant game of corporate chess."
Bob: "I'm just here for the free coffee."