String Theory Quantum Leap - Meeting Notes
Today's meeting was a wild ride, folks. We've got some serious string theory to attend to.
Action Items:
- Investigate possible implications of quantum leaping on our company's snack budget.
- Send a team member to attend a seminar on "The Art of Properly Folding a Kimono" in Tokyo.
- Consider replacing our current CEO with a more... string-like individual.
Open Questions:
- Can we trust a lemur with our most valuable company secrets?
- Are leopards actually the result of a quantum leaping accident?
- Do we have any spare leaping poles lying around?
See you all in the next meeting, when we'll probably leap into something even more absurd.
Next Meeting: Quantum Papercut