**Meeting 001: The Quest for the Perfect Croissant

**Date:** 23rd February 3000

**Attendees:** Zorg, Balthazar, and the Honorable Chairperson

**Agenda:**

• Review of the Galactic Pastry Supply Chain
• Discussion of the merits of using dark matter in pastries
• Vote on the new recipe for the Intergalactic Baking Council's signature pastry

**Notes:**

1. Concerns about the availability of rare, exotic spices were raised, and it was decided that the Council would look into importing them from the Andromedian colonies.
2. After much debate, the Council agreed that the addition of dark matter to pastries was a "novelty" and not a "necessity."
3. The new recipe for the Council's signature pastry, "Dark Matter Mille-Feuille," was met with mixed reviews. Some members of the Council were skeptical of the use of dark matter, while others praised its unique, "gravitational pull."