1. Send a strongly worded letter to the cat demanding they take their claws out of our profits.
2. Install a motion sensor that alerts us whenever someone is trying to sneak into our office with a bag of chips.
3. Develop a comprehensive plan to convert all meetings into a series of increasingly intense staring contests.
Develop a plan to convert meetings into a series of increasingly intense drawing contests.
4. Create a team-building event where everyone is forced to eat a spoonful of wasabi before being allowed to leave.
Team Building Event: Wasabi Frenzy
Ferma Pierre's Annual 'Most Likely to Succeed in a Desert Island' Award