Meetings with Fermet Pierre

Today's meeting with Fermet Pierre was a real treat.

• Idea 1: Make the office chairs float in mid-air with magnets, but only when you're not looking at them.
• Idea 2: Replace the conference room table with a giant, spinning top that never stops spinning.
• Idea 3: Program the coffee machine to dispense only slightly-less-bitter coffee.
• Idea 4: Create a portal to a parallel universe where our competitors have decent coffee.

Notes taken by: Meeting Notes 2023-02-01