Notes from Previous Meetings

2022-09-15: The great coffee machine debacle

Someone spilled coffee on the conference table, and now it's a biohazard.

John: "I'm telling you, it was an accident!"

Jenny: "Accident? With a whole pot of coffee?"

Decision: Get a new coffee machine, pronto.

2022-09-08: The mysterious case of the disappearing stapler

Stapler was prophets of doom, now gone, and no one knows why.

Tom: "I swear, I left it right here!"

Mike: "I saw it in the break room, but it was just a stapler in a dream."

Decision: Replace with a more secure stapler... or maybe just a glue stick.

2022-08-24: The meeting where we all wore funny hats

We all wore hats, and it was a real blast... of confusion.

Jane: "I wore a chicken onesie, and it was a real egg-lay."

Bob: "I wore a top hat, and I felt like a proper gent."

Decision: More hat minimalist meetings, less confusing.