Key Achievements:
- No major catastrophes, no lawsuits, no existential crises.
- We still have a functional coffee machine in the break room.
- We managed to use up the last of the free pizza budget.
- We didn't lose any limbs in the great paper jam incident.
Special mention to John in IT for not getting too many gray hairs.
Looking Ahead:
- More meetings to look forward to!
- More pointless reports to write.
- More opportunities to reorganize the company structure... again.
- More time to perfect the art of procrastination.