Phase 3: The Final Countdown
In this phase, we've got our ducks in a row and are ready to unleash the full fury of our fiscal might!
- Stock Market Disruptions: Because Who Needs Retirement Savings Anyway?
- Central Banking Chaos: Where the Money Go?
- Financial Instrument Tampering: Because We're Not Cheating, We're Just... Optimizing
Note: Please do not attempt to use the information on this page for actual financial planning. Or, you know, actual survival. It won't end well.