Welcome, poor, deluded souls, to the never-ending nightmare that is Monday morning in the corporate world. The day has just begun, and your sanity is already teetering on the brink of collapse.
The coffee machine is on the fritz, the Wi-Fi is slow, and the fluorescent lights are humming with an otherworldly menace. But fear not, for it's all just part of the charm!
Here's a quick rundown of the day's schedule:
And don't forget to bring your lunch! (Or, you know, order a sad desk salad from the vending machine.)
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