Objective: Survive the Monday Morning Madness
• Gather your favorite coffee mug
• Charge your phone (in case of emergency calls from the boss)
• Set multiple alarms to go off at 6:00 AM, 7:00 AM, 8:00 AM... just in case
Phase 2: Communicate, Communicate, Communicate (or just nod off)• Face the Monday morning mayhem head-on (with a strong stomach)
• Answer every email, message, and voicemail that came in over the weekend
• Respond to every meeting invite with a "I'm in" (even if you're not)
Phase 4: The Daily Grind (or how to survive the morning)• Find a hiding place for the rest of the day
• Stock up on snacks and energy drinks
• Plot your escape from the office (for lunch, for coffee, for sanity)
Phase 6: Survival Mode (where you just pretend it's not Monday)