Welcome to Monday Morning Mayhem Munchies, the most epic and chaotic CEO panic sessions in the land. Today's agenda is packed with:
- Emergency Coffee Machine Maintenance
- Urgent Meeting with Marketing to discuss the importance of memes
- Crunch Time for the quarterly report, because we're going to hit our quarterly projections or die trying
And don't forget to grab a snack from the vending machine, which is currently on the fritz again. Someone please fix it.
Snack Budget to see how much we're spending on pretzels this quarter. Emergency Snack Plan in case the pretzels run out.