Monday Morning Mayhem Munchies - Medical Benefits
Because you've somehow managed to make it to Monday morning without losing your soul, we're offering you a complimentary breakfast buffet.
Free Food for the Brave
Enjoy a selection of:
- Free-range eggs from our on-site chicken coop
- Organic, locally-sourced coffee
- Whole-grain waffles with fresh berries
But wait, there's more! As a valued employee of Mayhem Inc., you're also eligible for our:
Employee Assistance Program (EAP)
Because Mondays can be tough, we're offering:
- A free, confidential hotline for emotional support
- A 50% discount on all therapy sessions with our team of expert therapists
- A complimentary supply of adult diapers for those extra-long Monday mornings