Section 1: Mandatory Monday Morning Mayhem
Article 1: All employees are required to wear their favorite novelty socks on Mondays.
Article 2: The coffee machine will only dispense coffee on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.
Article 3: All meetings will be scheduled during the exact 5 minutes before the scheduled start time.
Article 4: The company policy of "accidentally" deleting all work-related files on Wednesdays will be strictly enforced.
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