Article 1: Attendance is MANDATORY. No exceptions.
Article 2: All meetings shall be conducted while standing on one foot, with a 30% chance of being randomly shouted at by the CEO.
Article 3: All attendees shall bring a snack to share, preferably something with sugar content above 30%.
Article 4: Any employee who does not bring a snack shall be subject to a fine of 5 extra meetings.
Article 5: The CEO reserves the right to call an emergency meeting at any time, for any reason, or no reason at all.