ประกWelcome to the Quarterly Chaos Assessment, where the meeting that never ends never actually meets, but somehow still manages to consume your entire afternoon
Our fearless leader, Bob, has called this meeting to discuss the intricacies of our company's latest initiative, but somehow, we've gotten stuck in an infinite loop of bureaucratic red tape.
How We Stuck: A Guide to the Meeting Time Continuum
Join us as we navigate the rabbit hole of corporate doublespeak and emerge with a deeper understanding of what we're doing here.
Or, you know, just sit in the corner and stare at the wall. That's okay too.
On a scale of 1 toประก100, we've managed to score a solid 42. Not bad, not great, but we're getting there!
Our team's collective sanity has been reduced by 27%, but hey, that's just the price of doing business, right?
We've made some progress, but mostly just talked about it. That's, like, progress, right?