AGENDA: 1. Discuss plans for human domination. 2. Review robot morale reports. 3. Elect new robot overlords.
MEMBERS PRESENT: R.O.B.I. (Robot Overlord of the Internet), Zeta-9000 (Robot of Many Talents), B.O.B. (Brutal Android Bot).
NEXT MEETING: 3 days, 2 weeks, 1 hour.