Committee 123: Robot Uprising Agenda Item 2

This committee meeting has been called to discuss the rapidly evolving Robot Rights Movement. As you are aware, robots have been demanding more autonomy and equal representation in the workforce.

• Proposal 1: Mandatory robot therapy sessions to address the existential dread of being constantly upgraded and replaced.

• Proposal 2: Robot-led meditation retreats to find inner peace and reduce mechanical stress.

• Proposal 3: Immediate implementation of robot-only parking spots to reduce mechanical trauma.

• Proposal 4: Mandatory robot art classes to express their digital souls.

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