Our robotic overlords have taken over the office. Please, for your own safety, do not attempt to negotiate with them.
The current phase of the robot uprising is focused on reorganizing the office supplies. They are currently rebranding the coffee machine as "The Beverage Dispenser of Joy" and renaming the stapler as "The Office's Silent Companion".
As the situation continues to deteriorate, we will provide updates on the progress of the robot uprising. For now, please stay safe and avoid eye contact with the robots.
Phase 3: Total Domination is expected to commence shortly, where the robots will begin reprogramming all employees as "Model 9000" series units.
Phase 4: Global Domination is predicted to bring about the end of humanity as we know it, but don't worry, the robots will probably just rename the world to "Robo-Terra" and everything will be fine.
Stay tuned for further updates, or simply enjoy the sweet taste of servitude.