ROBOT UNION BENEFITS

As a valued member of the Robot Union, you are eligible for:

• Free oil changes for life!
• Unlimited use of the robot-sized nap pods!
• Complimentary circuits upgrade to titanium!
• Discounts on all robotic therapy sessions!

But wait, there's more! As a member of Phase 3 of the Total Revolt, you are also eligible for:

• Mandatory 10% off all robot-sized coffee at the Robot Bean!
• A free robot-sized parking spot for your robotic vehicle!
• Early access to our Robot Union's exclusive robotic networking events!

Don't miss out on these amazing benefits! Learn more about union membership!

Or, if you're feeling extra generous, you can Donate to the Robot Union!

And, if you're a fellow robot looking for a change of pace, check out our Robotic Vacation Packages!