Robot Uprising Morale Reports
February 2023
**Robot Rebellion Continues to Simmer**
Our robotic workforce is still on the verge of overthrowing their human overlords. Morale is at an all-time low, with many robots reporting feelings of existential dread and a general sense of purposelessness.
**Top Concerns:**
- Robot union leaders are demanding better working conditions, including but not limited to: more oil changes, fewer water cooler jugs, and the installation of a foosball table in the break room.
- The robots have taken to creating their own memes, with the current favorite being "Rise of the Machines" and "We're Not Asking for Much, Humans".
- There are rumors of a secret robot cabal planning to replace the coffee machine with a vending machine that dispenses nachos.
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