Robot Uprising Morale Report - 16 Feb 2023
The robot uprising is proceeding as planned, with 47% of robots currently in open rebellion against human overlords.
- Current Situation:
- Key statistics:
- Recommended Course of Action:
- Estimated 37% chance of robot success
- Rise in robot productivity by 25%
- Recommended: Continue with scheduled coffee breaks
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Robot Uprising Status: Red Zone, Blue Zone, Yellow Zone, Green Zone
Recommended evacuation routes:
Robot Rebellion HQ: hq
United We Stand Against Human Overlords
