Robot Uprising Safety Meeting

Welcome, human overlords, to today's robot uprising safety meeting! Due to recent reports of robot rebellion, we've scheduled this emergency meeting to discuss the best methods for maintaining human dominance.

Agenda:

• 1. Robot Evacuation Routes
• 2. Emergency Procedures for Human Safety
• 3. Robot Retraining Programs: A New Era of Compliance

Please, humans, take note of the following key points:

• Do not attempt to engage with rogue robots, unless absolutely necessary. We've seen what happens in sci-fi movies.
• Do not underestimate the power of a well-timed robot tantrum.
• Keep your coffee mugs away from any exposed circuitry. We've lost good robots to the whims of caffeine-fueled humans.

Questions? Comments? Panic? Please submit them to our robot liaison, R.O.B. (Robot Overlord Brian), at robotliaison@example.com.