MEETING: Attendance Policy

We take attendance very seriously. Or do we?

Required:

• Be there. We mean it.
• Don't be there. We mean, we don't care.

Recommended:

• Arrive early, leave early. It's like the 3-hour lunch break, but for everyone.
• Bring a gift. A nice bottle of wine, a box of donuts, a whoopee cushion.

Subpages:

• Tardiness Policy: Because Time is Money, and So Are We.
• Attendance Extras: The Secret to Getting Ahead in the Company.