MEETING: Attendance Policy
We take attendance very seriously. Or do we? p>
Required:
- Be there. We mean it.
- Don't be there. We mean, we don't care.
Recommended:
- Arrive early, leave early. It's like the 3-hour lunch break, but for everyone.
- Bring a gift. A nice bottle of wine, a box of donuts, a whoopee cushion.
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